Digging For Bones

Title Of The Week

In Title Of The Week on October 10, 2010 at 7:10 am

We all know those titles that make us do a double take just to make sure we read right?

This is one of them:

The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III
Goodreads summary:

It’s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead…

Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy’s pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.

When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return… especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy’s legs.

What I think:

I actually don’t know what to say…

  1. Um. WTF???

    Is it cheating if the mistress actually lives in your chicks cootch??? That is just too fubar to think about.

  2. Oh. My. Hat. How on earth did this book manage to get published? I wish my eyes could un see this book title. Very curious to see what title you'll discover next.

  3. Errr… What?
    Hmmm…. This is the weirdest title and story I've come across this year.

  4. LMAO!!! That is the craziest book I have ever heard of. It almost (note I said almost) makes me want to read it. LOL

  5. Lol yea i was just as shocked! I have 2 more such shocking titles coming up. I feel almost embarrassed to share them 0_o

  6. Buah ha ha!!!! Oh. My. God. I so want to read this book, how could I not when its like a really bad car wreck you know you shouldn't even break your neck to see but yet you just can't help it. Wow. If something crawled out of my va-jay jay I'd jump in a pool of holy water, not invite someone else to crawl right in to see whats up. ha ha, this, highlight of the year, I can't stop laughing…. would you mind if I shared it on my blog?

    And also, share the other two shocking titles. PLEASE!!!!!

  7. Oh man, I love weird fiction but this might be going too far! Nevertheless, I'm curious… I'd read it. But NEVER in public.

  8. @Jessica – Hehe feel free to share it 🙂 I'll share the next 2 over the next 2 weeks 🙂

    @violin – Lol yea you might get horrified looks in public!

  9. O.M.G!! I so want to read this book now!! LOL

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